From the battered,
deep brick-red metal sheeting of the temporary plaza de toros, plonked
on a piece of wasteland beside the railway station at the dog-end
of Lebrijas, itself an Andalucian town of almost nil distinction,
comes a roll of drums and a weedy blast on trumpet and saxophone
as the town band announces the arrival into the bullring of that
day's matadors, bandaleros and sword handlers as they make their
triumphant march across the spotless pale golden sand. On
the far right a tall slim chap with ginger-ish hair, dressed in
the 'traje corto', the tight fitting black bolero suit used for
minor bullfights, doffs his hat and salutes the crowd. Even from
the top ranks of the rickety benches he sticks out from the rest
of the field - hardly surprising, he's Frank Evans, Britain's only
bullfighter. But whether it's hick-town Andalucia or the soaring
heights of Las Ventas in Madrid, Spain's most famous bullring, when
that big, black temper on the hoof makes a run at you you'd better
be ready to stand your ground - and Frank Evans has done it more
times than any other non-Latin bullfighter in the history of the
spectacle.
The number of British
matadors who have stood in front of a bull can be counted on three
fingers. The first was the ex-public schoolboy, Vincent Hitchcock
who fought during the 1950's. During the '60's Henry Higgins had
a brief moment of fame, but none have had the staying power of Salford's
Frank Evans, who killed his first bull at the age of seventeen in
1966 and, except for a period in the 70's, has worn the sparkling
suite of lights every year since.
The next time I see
Frank is in a world far away from the heat and gore of the bullring,
in his comfortable office in a leafy suburb of Manchester from where
he runs his business empire of care homes for people with learning
difficulties, property building and rental, a company manufacturing
kitchens and bedrooms, and importing Havana cigars. In his cord
trousers and open-necked polo shirt he is the epitome of the relaxed
businessman. Having lost more money on failed enterprises than most
people would even contemplate beginning - restaurants, a taxi firm,
industrial window cleaning, funeral parlor, he even had a travel
agency with George Best that folded - he's content with his lot
in the business world..
Aficionados of bullfighting
will tell you that only the sons of matadors or the poorest Spaniards
have the courage, ambition and determination to become a great bullfighter
but while Frank Evans may never rate amongst the greatest names
in the world of the corrida he was as ambitious as any young Spanish
boy when his father told him the tales of the bullfights he'd seen
when he'd been in Gibraltar during the Second World War. Frank's
Spanish education was broadened when, in his teens, a family from
Granada moved into the house next door and when one of the daughters
took up with a Salford lad and married him, Frank was invited to
the wedding in Spain, where he finally got his chance to see real
bullfight.
"There
were lots of English people there and we all went to the bullfight
but half of them got up and walked out once the action started.
I wasn't disturbed by that because I'd seen things that were more
violent in the slaughterhouses in Manchester. What stood out for
me was the danger and I became an aficionado right there and then."
Evans admits that
if he thought about it now he'd never try to enter the enclosed
culture of the corrida but things are different when you are an
enthusiastic sixteen-year old.
"I've always
been an optimist and it had never really occurred to me that an
Englishman could be a bullfighter, but equally it never occurred
to me that you couldn't. It's like a young lad who wants to play
for Manchester United, he doesn't want to do it for the money, he
just wants to do it. It's one of the advantages of being young and
enthusiastic, I suppose, you are quite oblivious to reality."
If it wasn't for
the brief fame of Henry Higgins however, Frank might never have
fulfilled his ambition to enter the corrida, a fact that only came
out when he and his manager, George Eric, presented themselves before
Carbonero, a French impresario who's agent had signed a contract
for 'El Ingles' (The Englishman) to have his first bullfight.
In his rapid, light
Manchester accent, Evans tells the story of his meeting with Carbonero
in the Bar Atlantic, the taurino hangout on Barcelona's Las Rablas.
"He came in
and shook hands with everybody and said "Where's El Ingles?"
and Carol (the agent) said, "This is him here." So Carbonero
looks at me and he said "Have I met you before?" "Never."
"Have you been to France, have you been to my house?"
"No, Never." So he turned to Carol and said, "This
is not the one," and we suddenly realised he was looking for
Henry Higgins! He then said to me "How many fights have you
had?" "None." "Well how many cows have you fought
on the ranches?" "None." "How many animals have
you stood in front of?" "I've not stood in front of any!"
So he turned to Eric and said, listen he's not ready, there's no
way you can put him in a fight. Eric took me to one side and said
to me "Listen Frank, I want to ask you one question. Are you
sure you want to go through with this?" I said, "As sure
as I've ever fucking been about anything. If you get one fight and
never get any more at least you're a bullfighter for the rest of
your life, you've got to get your first one in." He turned
to Cabonero and Carol and pulled out the contract that Carol had
already signed "That's the contract gentlemen. He's fighting
on that 24th. We'll see you there. Good afternoon." And that
was it, and they did all sorts of things to try and get me off the
bill."
A fact of every bullfighter's
life is that at some time he will be gored, caught by the bull's
horns. As Evans says himself, he has been "knocked about by
all sorts of bulls, they've had me from my toes to the tip of my
head". His worst goring wasn't even in the bullring but at
the end of a day when he had been fighting cows on a farm. Bull
or cow, it doesn't matter because a horn hurts wherever it hits
and Evans was caught in one of the most uncomfortable places of
all - a direct hit up the anus.
The cow's horn had
been so thin and sharp that at first his fellow matadors didn't
realise where he'd been gored and it was only after he had been
carried from the bullring and been undressed that they saw where
the damage had been done. After three month's rest Evans was back
in the ring - although very careful about turning his back on the
bull again!
No-one
connected with the corrida ever refers to it as a sport. 'Sport'
assumes equally matched opponents with an undetermined outcome.
In bullfighting the bull almost always dies, only a handful of the
bravest are allowed to live. It is inevitable that Evans comes up
against those who dislike bullfighting but he is philosophical about
the killing of the bull and doesn't enter into arguments with those
who might be against the spectacle. "When I was young I worked
in my father's butcher shop and saw many worse things happen in
a slaughterhouse than I've ever seen in the bullring. People still
eat the meat, they just don't want to face the fact that an animal
dies to provide it."
It would be easy
to think of Frank Evans as some sort of quixotic Eddie the Eagle
figure, a bit of a joke as far as the Spanish go. But far from being
a five-minute wonder like dear old Eddie, Frank has been plying
his bullfighting craft for coming up to 40 years and is held in
high regard by many in the Spanish know.
"It's only the
British press that make those sort of comparisons, the Spanish never
do. In some ways it's a benefit being English because I occasionally
get booked so that people can see how I handle myself. But on the
day I get booed or cheered for how I perform, just as any Spanish
matador, and that's fine by me. Okay, the crowd may throw in a few
'bloody useless Brit' sort of comments if I don't do well, but they
are just as quick with the insults for the Spanish"
Despite having fought
at most of Spain's major bullrings he never made the list for Las
Ventas, the Holy Grail of the Matador. When asked if he's disappointed
that he never made it to Madrid he grins and quotes El Gallo, an
old-time torero who once said, "Bullfighting is impossible
for everyone - it is also very difficult." He admits that it's
impossible to get a fight at Las Ventas but, as it's also very difficult,
he hasn't given up hoping and while in England still practices his
sword work on a bale of hay in a specially rigged mock-up bull and
exercises daily at his local gym, where the regulars are well used
to see him sweeping the muleta, the heavy red cape, in wide, elegant
strokes. His latest exercise regime, as much for fun as anything,
is a jive class, where his years of elegant hip movements in avoiding
a rampaging bull stand him in good stead with the lady rockers.
Frank
Evans retired from the corrida last year, as the result of a dicky
knee. When the David Beckham's of this world retire they are lauded
with all kinds of honours for being such sterling examples of British
sportsmanship. When the Frank Evans's go they get nothing. There
are thousands of footballers, cricketers, tennis players and golfers
but there's only ever been one Frank Evans, the only Englishman
to take the alternativa and become a fully-fledged bullfighter.
He'd laugh at the idea of 'Sir Frank' but he deserves some form
of recognition for over forty years proving the Spanish wrong. You
don't have to be the son of a matador or very poor to be a bullfighter.
Being a bloody-minded individual from Salford certainly helps.
Frank Evans retired
from bullfighting in 2006, as the result of a long-term knee complaint,
unconnected to his career as a torero. He now promotes the corrida
and young bullfighters in Spain.
Derek Workman - An English freelance journalist
living in Valencia
Author of...
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Small Hotels And Inns Of Eastern Spain
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